So, I asked Marcus to give me his recipe for Taco Salad. This is what I got:A Glob of Miracle Whip

  • A couple Glubs of Ortega
  • 2 heads of lettuce
  • 2 tomatoes
  • medium onion
  • 2 lbs of meat
  • taco seasoning
  • a brick of cheese ~ shredded~ whatever kind you want
  • Fritos (or Doritos works too)

Mix Ortega and Miracle Whip for sauce (you can add jalapenos if you like). Mix the rest, add the sauce to it. Add chips last.
Serves 10-15

*chuckle*